A friend reported a woman had run amok in her neighborhood, bashing her man's truck with a tire iron. Good mulch for a country song. Or, a horrible haiku...or two:
Version 1
Red lights. Flash warning.
Angry woman with tire iron.
Next? Gray bar motel.
Version 2
His dark, cheating heart
Angry wife, vengeful tire iron
Dents adorn his truck
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