Happy National Thesaurus Day

Avoid tortured prose

Thesaurus eats arcane words

And biffs out jewels

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A Moooving Sight...

Moss-colored water

Huge sprinkler feeds the pasture

Cows’ gift to green grass

In a Galaxy Far Away...

Something /SUM-thing/ pronoun – 1a: some indeterminate or unspecified thing b: some indeterminate amount more than a specified number 2: a person or thing of consequence 3: one having more or less the character, qualities, or nature of something different

It is strong with this one

So, May the Fourth be with you

Or something like that

'Snot for The Faint of Heart

Fomite /FOE-mite/ Noun – An object (such as a dish, doorknob, or article of clothing) that may be contaminated with bacteria or viruses and serve in their transmission.

The lowly sneeze-guard

Suspected fomite vector

Bane of the buffet

I've been everywhere man...

Demonym /DEH-muh-nimm/ Noun – A word (such as Nevadan or Sooner) used to denote a person who inhabits or is native to a particular place.

We’re all from somewhere.

Hometown demonyms be damned.

Get thee back there soon.

Colors of the Rainbow...

Paean /PEE-un/ Noun – 1: a joyous song or hymn of praise, tribute, thanksgiving, or triumph 2: a work that praises or honors its subject: encomium, tribute.

A Paean to pee

See the “Diversions” below

Glorious Pantone

The Pantone Pee Chart

https://kottke.org/21/05/the-pantone-pee-chart

Shedding Those Crocodile Tears...

Unctuous \UNK-chuh-wus\ Adjective – 1a: fatty, oily b: smooth and greasy in texture or appearance 2: plastic 3: insincerely smooth in speech and manner.

See crocodile tears

Unctuous lizard response

Sorry to eat you