Lumps of Formless Knowledge...

Gormless /GORM-luss/ Adjective - Chiefly British: lacking intelligence: stupid.

Worthless, inert mass

The mob’s gormless intellect

We’re watching “Cop Rock”

Fan of a Summer's Day.....

Bardolater /bar-DUH-lut-ter/ Noun – A person who idolizes Shakespeare.

Shakespeare is the Bard

Plenty of fans for his prose

Beam, Bardolaters

Desk of a slob, mind sharp as a razor...

Ratiocination /rat-ee-oh-suh-NAY-shun / Noun – 1: the process of exact thinking: reasoning 2: a reasoned train of thought

Einstein’s gorgeous mind

Strict ratiocination

Creative physics

Sorry I made you sad, if I made you sad, when you were sad...

Crocodile Tears /CROCK-uh-dial – teers/ Plural Noun – False or affected tears; hypocritical sorrow.

Schultz mea culpa

“Sorry I sold the Sonics”

Mere crocodile tears

Abominable, Heinous. A Snowman by Any Other Name Would be as Scary...

Heinous • \HAY-nuss\ • Adjective – Hatefully or shockingly evil: abominable

Abominable

The synonym of heinous

Yeti’s alias

Indubitably, It's DeBussy...

Canorous /kuh-NORE-us/ Adjective - Pleasant sounding: melodious

The sounds of heaven

Canorous strains, Clair de Lune

Great work DeBussy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Uo5kcDpyg

Don't Let Your Grammar be a 97 Pound Weakling...

Enervate /ENN-err-vayt/ Verb – 1: to reduce the mental or moral vigor of; 2: to lessen the vitality or strength of.

Using passive voice

Enervates your turgid prose

Use the active voice!

(You know, the little voice in your head…)