All Aboard for "Geezer Town"

Geezer \GEEZE-zer\ Noun – A queer, odd, or eccentric person – used especially of an elderly person.

Sixty makes me laugh

Take the train to geezer town

First class ticket please

Howling at the Moon...

Lycanthropy /lie-KANN-thruh-pee/ Noun – 1: a delusion that one has become a wolf 2: the assumption of the form & characteristics of a wolf held to be possible by witchcraft or magic.

Dental dilemma

Bob’s canines grow at full moon

Lycanthropy, Yes!

Boom, Boom. They All Fall Down

Shambles /SHAM-bulls/ Noun – 1: slaughterhouse 2a: a place of mass slaughter or bloodshed b: a scene or a state of great destruction: wreckage c: a scene or a state of great disorder or confusion d: great confusion: mess.

Scrambles and shambles

Trees like jackstraws, big damage

Storm season’s coming

Do You Have the "Guts" to Eat This Dish?

Blandish • \BLANN-dish\ • Verb - 1: to coax or persuade with flattery: cajole 2: to act or speak in a flattering or coaxing manner.

Blandishments aside

Haggis is Haggis, always

Not my cup of guts

I Think I'll Just Sit Here & Think...

Tergiversation ● /turr-jiv-er-SAY-shun/ ● Noun – 1: evasion of straightforward action or clear-cut statement: equivocation. 2: desertion of a cause, position, party, or faith.

Tergiversation

Well, of course YOU could say that

I couldn’t comment

Cloistering the CPO

Cloister ● / KLOY-ster/ ● Verb – 1: to seclude from the world in or as if in a cloister. 2: to surround with a cloister.

Cloister Truck…

Hide the robots, Ben

Not the droids you’re looking for

Thanks. Move along now

Got to Have Gershwin Today!!!

Orotund ● /ORE-uh-tunned/ ● Adjective – 1: marked by fullness, strength, and clarity of sound: sonorous. 2: excessively elevated or inflated: pompous, bombastic

Rhapsody in Blue

Gorgeous, orotund music

A Gershwin classic