Joel's Horrible Haikus
Thursday, June 21, 2018
Prehistoric Poo
Gild the lily • \GILD-thuh-LILL-ee\ • phrasal verb – To add unnecessary ornamentation to something beautiful in its own right
An Ode to Coprolite
Fossilized Feces
Gilding the Lily of Time
History Is Changed
Monday, June 18, 2018
It's the Same, Only Different
Homophone • \HOME-uh-fone\ • Noun - A word that is pronounced like another word but is different in meaning, origin, or spelling.
A homophone haiku
I chased your chaste love
Your love is a sweet dessert.
Dear don’t desert me.
Thursday, June 14, 2018
Look out Below!!!
Defenestration ● / dee-fen-uh-STRAYS-shun / ● Noun – 1: a throwing of a person or thing out of a window 2: a usually swift dismissal or expulsion (as from a political party or office).
Defenestration
Chamber pot out the window
Hey! Regardez l’eau
What is the origin of the word ‘loo’?
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/explore/what-is-the-origin-of-the-word-loo/
Friday, May 11, 2018
This Rock's Gonna Roll...
Otiose /OH-shee-ohss/ Adjective – 1: producing no useful result: futile 2: being at leisure: idle 3: lacking use or effect: functionless.
Otiose Effort
Push the rock up the big hill
Sisyphean task
Friday, May 4, 2018
Delicate Drifts of Pink Snow...
Flocculate ● /FLOCK-yuh-layt/ ● Verb – To aggregate or coalesce into small lumps or loose clusters
Wafting, spent blossoms
Soft, pink petals flocculate
See the hue of spring
Wednesday, April 18, 2018
Light, and get away. With loud retort!
Efficacious • \eff-uhKAY-shus\ • Adjective - Having the power to produce a desired effect
Ipecac relief
Efficacious music now!
Here’s the “Candy Man”
(Good Grief…what a HORRIBLE haiku!)
Tuesday, April 17, 2018
National Haiku Poetry Day - The Rain, It Falls...
The rain. It falls...
Hard rain, and soft drops
Charm of Pacific Northwest
Evergreen and sweet
The blessing of the rain...
I welcome the rain
Torrents, sprinkles, soft drizzle
Blesses blooms of May
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