'Snot for The Faint of Heart

Fomite /FOE-mite/ Noun – An object (such as a dish, doorknob, or article of clothing) that may be contaminated with bacteria or viruses and serve in their transmission.

The lowly sneeze-guard

Suspected fomite vector

Bane of the buffet

I've been everywhere man...

Demonym /DEH-muh-nimm/ Noun – A word (such as Nevadan or Sooner) used to denote a person who inhabits or is native to a particular place.

We’re all from somewhere.

Hometown demonyms be damned.

Get thee back there soon.

Colors of the Rainbow...

Paean /PEE-un/ Noun – 1: a joyous song or hymn of praise, tribute, thanksgiving, or triumph 2: a work that praises or honors its subject: encomium, tribute.

A Paean to pee

See the “Diversions” below

Glorious Pantone

The Pantone Pee Chart

https://kottke.org/21/05/the-pantone-pee-chart

Shedding Those Crocodile Tears...

Unctuous \UNK-chuh-wus\ Adjective – 1a: fatty, oily b: smooth and greasy in texture or appearance 2: plastic 3: insincerely smooth in speech and manner.

See crocodile tears

Unctuous lizard response

Sorry to eat you

Snow’s Formless Art

The snow softly falls

Uncounted unique crystals

Pale forms of beauty

Exploding Food Myths with Mr. Creosote

Gulosity /goo-LAW-suh-tee/ Noun – Excessive appetite: greediness

Bulk gulosity

The all-you-can-eat buffet

But, eat all you take