Oh, The Humanity...

Behemoth ● /bu-HEE-muth/ ● Noun – 1: Often capitalized: a mighty animal described in Job 40:15-24 as an example of the power of God 2: something of monstrous size, power, or appearance.

Odd protest puppet

Behemoth marshmallow man

Shouts: “S’mores are Murder.”

Shakespearean Insults, Forsooth...

Lady: Out Damned spot

Bolting hutch of beastliness

Ha! Thou cream faced loon.

Takin' It Easy...

Today is National Simplicity Day – Working to make complex stories easier to understand

Please tell the story

Use Simplicity Language™

It’s easy to grasp

Caught in the PR Spin Cycle...

Wangle • \WANG-gull\ • Verb - 1: to resort to trickery or devious methods 2: to adjust or manipulate for personal or fraudulent ends 3: to make or get by devious means: finagle

Wangle and Fritter

Fish and politics don’t mix

You can’t swim in spin

It's All Downhill from Here...

Subterfuge • \SUB-terr-fyooj\ • Noun - 1: deception by artifice or stratagem in order to conceal, escape, or evade 2: a deceptive device or stratagem.

Racing with your luge

Beware of the subterfuge

Opponents may cheat

Pounding the Podium...

Sophistry ● /SAW-fuss-tree/ ● Noun – 1: subtly deceptive reasoning or argumentation 2: an argument apparently correct in form but actually invalid; especially: such an argument used to deceive

Political speech

Sound like the “Peanuts” parents

Sophistry deluxe

On the Tiny Wings of a Swallow...

Joyous ● \JOY-uss\ ● Adjective – Joyful, a joyous occasion a joyous celebration

Shafts of golden light

Swallows dart through the sun’s rays

Bright chirps, joyous flight

The Warmth of the Sun...

Canicular ● /kuh-NICK-yuh-ler/ ● Adjective – Of or relating to the period between early July & early September when hot weather occurs in the northern hemisphere

Summer sun’s soft kiss

Canicular caresses

God, I love summer