Presidential Press Covfefe

Avoid Twitter gaffes
Compose your tweets offline first
Spell check covfefe

“Oh Captain, I Do Declare!”

Coquetry • \KOE-kut-tree\ • Noun - A flirtatious act or attitude

Fluttering lace fan
Sparkling eyes, a hidden smile
Southern coquetry

When the Bills Come Due

Conundrum • \kuh-NUN-drum\ • Noun - 1: a riddle whose answer is or involves a pun 2a: a question or problems having only a conjectural answer b: an intricate and difficult problem.

Cut, borrow, or tax

Congressional conundrum
The best we can do?

Sex, and Drugs, and Rock & Roll

Suborn ● \suh-BORN\ ● Verb – 1: to induce secretly to do an unlawful thing 2: to induce to commit perjury; also: to obtain (perjured testimony) from a witness.

Nattering Nabobs
Rock and Roll and fast cars, bah!
Youth suborned to sin.

Hot-Footing It - Blistering Speed Edition

Peregrinate ● \PER-uh-gruh-nayt\ ● Verb – To travel especially on foot: walk. To walk or travel over: traverse.

Traversing hot coals
Painful peregrination
Get the ice bucket

Grokking with Groot - Guardians of the Galaxy Edition

Grok ● \grawk\ ● Verb – To understand profoundly and intuitively.

Smart Rocket Racoon

He groks Groot’s repeated line

The line? “I am Groot”

Guardians of the Galaxy

There's a Sound Underground - Can You Dig It?

Bioturbation ● /Bye-oh-tur-BAY-shun/ ● Noun - The restructuring of sedimentary deposits (as in a lake bottom or seabed) by moving organisms (as worms and burrowing clams)

Bioturbation
Clams and worms love to do it
Dig-Dug arcade game

Gimme the Greatest, the Latest - I Want it Now

Sheeple ● \SHEE-pull\ ● Noun – People who are docile, compliant, or easily influenced:  people likened to sheep.

Sheeple or people.
Who wants the latest gadget?
Meee Meee Mee … Gimme